The Ultimate Pokemon Go Experience.

Go outside to get streak bonus

Cold outside.

Increased Starters in Wild.

Starters laugh at my ultra and great balls.

Starters laugh at my razz berries.

Starters laugh at my accurate throws.

Starters are on cocaine. Bounce, Bounce, attack.

I go through stops, lucky to even get normal pokeballs.

Discard Potions.

Egg Hatches, another Krabby.

I get home with cold and numb fingers with nothing to show for it.

I question why I still play.

I wake up the next day.

Repeat Steps.

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